Hey ladies and germs, just wanted to welcome you, <italic>to me<stop>! I’ve been <bold>noticing<stop> the guys click clacking away on the ‘puter even more than usual, and after bribing them with ginger snaps, they’ve let the cat out of the bag about this blog. Well, I’m in like <color green>Flynn<stop>!
Seems like their trying to find a lady, but I hate to break it to all the lovlies out there, but <italics>I’m taken<stop>! I have a really pretty girlfriend that lives in Canada. She’s a model, and has blue eyes, and we’ll be married really <bold>soon<stop>.
Here’s a picture of me <picture C:picspornnon nudeme.jpg>
Tags: canada, cats, flynn, me, totally hot
March 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm |
congrats on your first blog article. glad you decided to take a break from your lady and let your true talent shine. Just remember what we talked about…you can’t put up any more than two new entries a day. cool? cool.
March 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm |
Wow honey, you’re an awesome writer, and even better in bed.
- Your model girlfriend
March 5, 2008 at 3:47 pm |
when are we going to get to meet this girlfriend of yours? You’ve been saying you are going to bring her by for three months now.
March 5, 2008 at 3:52 pm |
Duh, She lives in Canada. We love each other so much that we don’t have to see each other that often, plus she’s really busy with modeling and learning to be an animal trainer. I just talked to her on the phone, she says hi.
March 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm |
Dude, I call big rat craps on this. I just heard you on the phone, and unless your girlfriend is going to deliver a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese from Domino’s, you’re lying. I don’t even know why we allowed you to post on here. And seriously, where’s my comb at?
March 5, 2008 at 7:35 pm |
Man, you’ve obvously never had a girlfriend. Even though we are saving ourselves for marriage, we still do a little role playing. Sometimes I order a pizza, sometimes it sounds like I’m talking to my mom, it’s all really hot though. When you get a girl, you’ll understand.
P.S.S
That is *my* comb, you borrowed 5 bucks when we were at walmart to buy it, and last time I checked, I never got that back. To top it off, you left me at the store, so you owe me for bus fare.
March 5, 2008 at 7:56 pm |
he doesn’t owe you anything because we didn’t even know you were coming with us to wal mart. you were hiding in the back seat and just popped up like we knew you were there all along.
March 5, 2008 at 8:12 pm |
I love you guys, such kidders!
March 5, 2008 at 8:19 pm |
duh…his girlfriend models for Domino’s. the Noid is all grown up…if you know what i mean…
March 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm |
You know what? I don’t even know who author4 is. Seriously, who is this guy? Author3, you better not be giving our passwords out to pick up on chicks. You remember what happened last time? Maybe this rings a bell: the time you overheard me talking about throwing a “party”, and we didn’t clue you in on it, so you printed flyers off and passed them out to girls at Sbarro’s to crash it? Yeah, there’s nothing like seeing a bunch of 15 year-old girls showing up at your grandfather’s wake reception. That was real smooth.
Now seriously, I’m going to go preorder tix for King Kong. Who’s in?
March 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm |
count me in. and yeah, who is author4? It better not be your brother, Author3. I still haven’t forgiven him for throwing up in my tent.
March 5, 2008 at 10:50 pm |
Get me a ticket too, a real one this time.
I have no idea who author4 is, it’s definitely not my D&D Dugeon Master who wants in on the girl action.